The police dont have enough evidence to convict them together, but theyre ready to sentence them individually to one year a piece
If you want a taste of that power in Commander, you can easily set up an (admittedly expensive) loop that uses cards like Displacer Kitten and Thassa, Deep-Dwelling to flicker Archaeomancer variants and recur tutors like Merchant Scroll to find Nexus of Fate over and over
Most life-gain cards seem to be three or lower in cost, and most life-gain decks can easily gain three life a turn
Not only does it buff the equipped creature with +2/+0 and menace, but it also forces your opponent to sacrifice potential blockers and gives you 2/2 zombie creature tokens
You can scale how much mana you want to dump into it, or how many cards you want to exile, depending on your opponents open mana
Who knows, maybe that will be something MTG decides to print in the future